do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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weBSITES BUY WEBSITES ALL THE TIME COMPANIES SELL OUT IT’S A THING THAT HAPPENS AND 99% OF THE TIME NOTHING CHANGES NOBODY IS BUYING TUMBLR TO CHANGE IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE WHEN IT WOULD BE CHEAPER JUST TO MAKE SOMETHING ELSE
EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP
Psychotic means “has a mental illness that causes hallucinations” not “evil person.”
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psychotic is just the description of someone with a psychosis, it doesn’t necessarily manifest itself as hallucinations, sorry to hijack your post (i agree with your message) but i just think people should know that it’s a very broad description
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during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”
halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes
she marked it as correct
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